Dear New Snow Plow Operator,
I understand that your job is not easy, and in fact a bit dangerous, so thank you for your service. There is also a subtle art to stacking snow on the side of the road; concerning where to put it all and how to do so with efficiency. It’s far from just driving around in the snow with a plow attached to your grill.
And so I must critique you on your latest masterpiece. Actually, all of the work from your latest winter collection has been a bit disappointing.
Don’t get me wrong, I need the exercise and I appreciate your concern for my health. However, shoveling the two foot tall cement like mixture of ice and road salt at the bottom of my driveway once a snow fall I feel is quite sufficient. Somehow, however, you like to paint that canvas at least twice.
As great as you might think it is to see the look on my face as you build up a new wall of snow at the end of my driveway just as I throw the last shovel full aside – it’s not. Please stop, as I think it would greatly improve your portfolio of work, as well as greatly reduce my chance of a heart attack.
Sincerely,
- Vijay
